Mikael. 19. SoCal

earthdad:

don’t ever talk to someone while you’re horny it is a bad idea and you’ll regret it

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Reblog if you’re an asshole.

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imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

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